Total Medals Earned: 1,308 (From 293 different games.) Total Medal Score: 18,955 Points
Medals Earned: 2/6 (35/310 points)
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Please give me money. Please.
Medals Earned: 1/5 (50/275 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/175 points)
Flame away...
Find 5 jounal pages.
Open the runes.
Find 50 mushrooms.
Learn to fly!
Find all the mushrooms.
Complete the game.
Medals Earned: 6/20 (35/500 points)
Level 3 cleared
Level 2 cleared
Level 5 cleared
Level 4 cleared
Level 1 cleared
Level 6 cleared
Level 7 cleared
Level 10 cleared
Level 8 cleared
Level 9 cleared
Level 15 cleared
Level 14 cleared
Level 11 cleared
Level 13 cleared
Level 12 cleared
Level 16 cleared
Level 17 cleared
Level 18 cleared
Level 19 cleared
All levels cleared
Medals Earned: 4/7 (50/185 points)
Die 50 times
Beat the helicopter boss.
Kill 100 enemies.
Beat the game.
Have 50 or more bullets at any given time.
Beat the game with 5 or less deaths.
Beat the game without dying.
Medals Earned: 5/18 (40/490 points)
Successfully shaved it all off!
Successfully find the full beard!
Detect la Poirot!
Find your soul (patch)
Locate Lemmy!
Successfully find the Full Gringo!
Dig up King Tut
Lookin' hot in yer Mutton Chops
Successfully find the Napoleon Imperial
Successfully audition the Thespian
Hey Abe, my top lip is awful chilly!
Don't f*** with the Fu Manchu
Successfully find the Goatee
Rock out the Zappa
Successfully find The Souvarov
Successfully find The Winnfield
Enter random pirate quote here...
Anchor's away! Aweigh? Meh.
Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)
Checked out the art gallery.
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/70 points)
Repair the clock
Repair the robot
Okay it's disarmed, but I can't just leave it BROKEN
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/50 points)
Completed the first level
Complete 10 levels
Complete 5 levels
Complete all levels
Medals Earned: 2/10 (15/325 points)
Jump 10 times.
Kill 10 little zombies.
Kill a zombie in the menu.
Click the Newgrounds-logo to visit Newgrounds.
Survive 5 days.
Kill 50 zombies in one game.
Buy the minigun.
Survive all 10 days.
Survive until day 5 without buying a weapon from the shop.
Buy all weapons from the shop.